the hairy gnome
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Natural Organic Topical Ointments for Healing and Relief
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The Hairy Gnome- This Stuff Sucks... Poison Out...All Natural Old Timey Drawing Salve Recipe with Pine Resin and Plantain. 100% Natural and Organic. Treats Cysts | Splinters | Boils | Rashes.
Hiker's Wound Salve- Well, You've Done Something Stupid Again: For Wounds, Cuts, Bruises, Raw Skin, ect.
The Hairy Gnome- Big ASS Lip Balm. Repairs, Moisturizes and Softens Chapped Lips Using Plant Ingredients and No Plastic. Clean Company. Give a Sh*t About Nature.
Outdoor Survival: Simple Hacks for Surviving the Outdoors and Animal Attacks (Shelter, Water, Fire, Food, and Gear Hacks) - Paperback
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM OUR PRODUCTS
Eco Friendly
We give a shit. That's why our products are plastic free and made with responsibly sourced ingredients.
Made to Heal You up Between Battles
Whether you battle the world, or your own stupidity, we are here to help. Providing natural solutions for topical recovery, relief and healing.
Offensive Labeling
CAUTION: Our choice of words could insult uptight rigid Karens. Our borderline offensive labeling allows us to get a good laugh in while we work and is not intended to insult anyone. :) But that said... proceed with caution, lol.
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The Arkansas Waterfall Road Trip That Takes You to 8 Stunning Falls
Explore a scenic waterfall road trip through the Ozark National Forest, featuring 8 stunning waterfalls. Written by Carol Ann Carson For those of us who often dream about an Arkansas...
Calendula for Eczema & Damaged Skin: The Ozarks' Gentlest Healer
If you or someone you love lives with eczema, you know the cycle all too well — the itch, the inflammation, the cracked and weeping skin, the desperate search for...
Why Choose Natural, Plastic-Free Products Made in America
From your skin to the soil, the choices you make about the products you use matter. Here's why going natural, plastic-free, and American-made is one of the most powerful things you can do.